This is a nice example of a stereotypically Non-Standard Mating Pair in Oriental culture. Jains follow standard Brahmacharya Brahminical rites and so are quasi-Brahmin. While Jains are definitely not Hindu (Jainism is an offshoot of Sramanism and is staunchly anti-Vedic in its origin), the Jains are quasi-Brahmin. Strange but true, Oriental society treats Jains as Quasi-Brahmin while being non-Hindu.
Hence this pairing falls under the BRAHMIN + BEGUM or BRAHMIN + MUSLIMAH category of relationships. On both sides, the parties involved would traditionally be warned that their union is sexually unnatural and prone to divorce as it is such a non-standard union.
Why is this considered Non-Standard and Un-Natural by traditionalists? Jains are vegetarian, while Muslimahs are hardcore non-vegetarian and consume beef as per Islamic principles. Over generations this has some effects. Thus, average height in the Hindi Cow-Belt is 9-12 inches less than in Pakistan and the Dravidian Peninsula, and the typical Muslimah is taller than the average Hindustani male from the Bimaru-Desh. In the present case also, in many photos Nusrat Jahan looks 1-2 inches taller than Nikhil Jain.
Meanwhile, the Kama-Sutra classifies Brahminical males as being the Rabbit-Man, having a 2-3 inch penis while possessing superior intellect. Brahmacharya texts prescribe that Brahmin men can have sex only ONCE a month. Meanwile, Asian-Moslem men range from 3-5 inches in size and can have four wives - traditionally one a night. Hence, such a Brahmini+Begum union is considered Anuloma - unnatural in sexual terms while partly acceptable socially. The Kama-Sutra clearly states that the Brahmin or Rabbit Man should NOT marry such a woman as the Rabbit or Brahmin Sheeshna will have biological problems satisfying and impregnating a Muslimah.
Sadly, in the current mileau of liberalism, such traditionalist advice is despised and many people go ahead with such un-natural Anuloma unions, often just to prove traditionalism wrong - only to face the music later. Unfortunately this was one such case which did not work out.
And before somebody jumps at stereotypes - I am quoting the kama-sutra, and I submit that the same process is at work with Muslim boys when they try to marry Dravidis.
Now, the stereotypical reaction which I am sure all of us heard when the marriage took place was: how long will this last?
Many of us also heard the Nusrat Jahan Jokes at the time:
Nusrat Jahan Jokes:
Q1) What did Nusrat Jahan say to Nikhil Jain on their wedding night?
A1) Is your Ghas-Lulli (Grass-Prick, ie. Herbivore Dick) inside yet, Nikhil Jaan?
Q2) What did her husband Nikhil Jain reply?
A2) It was already all the way in, but I think I need some more beef biryani now!
It is sad that both parties did not follow the advice given in the Kama-Sutra, and did not follow the recommendations of society at large. With hindsight, the divorce was expected. I hope both parties get through these trying times.
Her new man is a Bengali and they are non-vegetarian, so she is likely to find more satisfaction there. At least that is what one group thinks. Another group are speculating or hoping that she will go and find a Big Black Dravidian Bull with a 10-inch Malabar Black Snake like Kushboo Khanum. Let us see.
Meanwhile, another such Brahmin+Begum Couple which recently broke up are Veena Malik + Ashmit Patel. Sadly, the vegetarian Gujarati lulli clearly did not please Veena Malik, so she went back to Jihadi / Sultani Lund.
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