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[InterCaste Sex Humour] MUSULMAAN aur BRAHMAAN Mazaaqo (Musalman plus Brahman Jokes) !!

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Welcome to this Thread, where we aim to collect all the saucy and salacious jests and witticisms of the very popular Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musulmaan and Brahmaan Jokes aka Muslim Mian plus Brahmin Mian Humour aka Mulla plus Pandit Jokes)!

We welcome all readers to also try to assist in the continuous collection, translation and captioning efforts!

Note to Aspiring Story Writers: Since jokes range in size from very small 4-5 line jests to 50-100 line longer humourous pieces, they are a very good place to get started and fine-tune your story-writing skills!
 
Introduction [Part 1] What are Musulmaan and Brahmaan Jokes? Definition of the Genre and Features

Basics: The Musulmaan plus Brahmaan Joke Cycle features conversations between a mature middle-class Muslim male aka 'Ummah Uncle' and a mature middle-class Brahmin male aka 'Upadhya Uncle' from a Northern Asiatic male POV. Both are middle class = working class, sometimes white collar, sometimes blue collar, but never aristocratic (that would then come in the Mughlai Jokes genre).

Temporal Setting: They are usually set in the Post-Mandal Era when Islam and Vaishnavism were both defeated by Shudra-Dalit Assertion, Militant Dalit Panther Ideology, Dravidian Nationalism and Pan-Negroism throughout much of South Asia. The political, economic and social defeat of the Musulman and Vaishnavite protagonists in the living-room is thus rendered complete through their sexual defeat in the bedroom.

Popularity: It is a very popular series of jests and witticisms that is pervasive throughout Islamic World (esp. the Greater Pakistan landmass, and the Iranianate World), the Ganges Valley Flood-Basin, the Deccan Plateau and the Dravidian Peninsula.
 
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Introduction [Part 2] Comparison with Other Joke Cycles

Allied Joke Cycles:

There are similar joke cycles, which are based on this one:
  • Chote Mian-Bade Mian Jokes: In localities where there may be substantial religious passions, narrators often Bowdlerize the traditional Musulmaan-Brahman jokes to the less controversial, intra-religious cycle of jokes known as Chote Mian-Bade Mian. These feature conversations between adherents of the same religion - either Muslim Mian to Muslim Mian, or Savarna Mian to Savarna Mian. However, the Bowdlerization often removes the very gist of the joke, and the most powerful originals are always the Musulmaan and Brahmaan jokes.
  • Mulla and Pandit Jokes: As Mullas or Islamic theologians only form a small part of the Muslim community, and as Pandits or Brahminical theologians only form a small part of the Vaishnavite or UCH (Upper Caste Hindu) community, the appeal of these jokes are limited. They are in essence part of the larger and far more popular Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Genre.
  • Sheikh Chilli Jokes (Pandit Conversations Sub-Genre): Those jokes where Sheikh Chilli talks with a Vaishnavite pandit overlap with these.
  • Santa Banta Jokes: The humourous witticisms involving Santa Singh - Banta Singh and Santa Khan - Banta Khan are essentially a localised version of Musulmaan-Brahmaan jokes that are developed particularly for the Punjabi adherents of Sikh-Sufism. However, since Sikhs form merely a small part of the population, and as traditionalist Sikhs are considered Heterodox Muslims, this genre has never really caught on. These are also often targetted at a childish audience, and hence remove the topics of intercaste sex, racial differences in penis size, and incest (which form the very core of Musulmaan-Brahman Jokes).
Difference from Other Similar Joke Cycles:
  • Mughlai Jokes (incl. Akbar-Birbal Jokes): Mughlai jokes are completely different as they feature a class difference (adherents of the Muslim and Brahmin aristocracies as opposed to the essentially powerless middle-class) and a temporal difference (set in the Early Timurid Renaissance and Later Timurid Golden Age or even Islamic Golden Age).
  • Begumi Jokes: These have an Islamic femdom element, focussing on the exploits of aristocratic Moslem women aka Begums or Sultanas, with an Oriental Feminist persepective. In contrast, Musulmaan aur Brahmaan jokes are narrated from a defeated Oriental Male (OM) perspective.
 
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Introduction [Part 3] Character Universe

Musulmaan: A stereotypical working-class Ashrafi Muslim male of noble Greater Pakistani of Iranoid-Araboid + Turko-Afghan descent.

Brahmaan: A stereotypical working-class Brahmin Vaishnavite male of Upper Caste Gangastani of fair Vedic Asian-Aryan descent.

Musulmaan ka Bibi (aka Mullani, aka Bibi, aka Biwi): The adulterous yet devout Mahommedan wife of the Musulmaan. Outwardly religious burqa-wearing and niqab-wearing Muslimah, she continuously cheats on her husband with macrophallic (big penised) Black Dalit, Dravidian and Shudra Shaivite men. In other words, a secret Bilaliste.

Musulmaan ka Dukhtar: The openly Dravidianized daughter of the Musulmaan. In other words, a Paki Panthress aka Pakeeza Panthress, an open Bilaliste.

Musulmaan ka Aulaad (aka Bacha, aka Hizra): The openly passive homosexual and transvestite aka Hizra son of the Musulmaan. Younger than his sister.

Brahman ka Aulaad: Secretly passive homosexual son of the Brahmaan.
 
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Introduction [Part 4] Sub-Genres of the Musulmaan and Brahman Joke Cycle | The Types of Jokes

There are several sub-genres of this cycle. In one view, one can categorise these based on the characters involved in the cycle.

Musulmaan ka Bibi (Muslim's Wife) Sub-Genre: These focus on the sexual exploits of the Moslem's wife and her adulterous relations with Black Dalit-Dravidian or Shudra-Telinga men, and his utter inability to prevent her, and his coping strategies ranging from feigned ignorance and genuine stupidity through to powerless and meaningless reactions

Musulmaan ka Dukhtaran (Moslem's Daughters) Sub-Genre: These focus on the sexual exploits of the Musulmaan's Daughters, and powerlessness of the Mahomedan to stop her. Sometimes the Brahmaan commiserates with the pain of his fellow fair-skinned Asian-Aryan, sometimes he enjoys his religious rival's discomfort.

Brahmaan Can't Fuck Sub-Genre: These focus on the once-a-month rule for Brahmacharya as practised by traditional Brahmins and Vaishnavites and the consequent poor love-making capabilities and small penis of the Brahman.

Qaid-Khana (Jail/Prison) Sub-Genre: In these the Musulmaan or Brahmaan is in a jail - the worst fear for the stereotypical Middle-Class male!
 
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Introduction [Part 5] Historical Origins of the Musulmaan plus Brahmaan Joke Cycle and Time Period

These are popular across Greater Pakistan landmass and the extended circum-Ganges Valley aka Gangastan.
 
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Introduction [Part 6] Interplays and Intersections

Interplay of Religions: Islam, Vaishnavism and Shaivism: The cycle features the interplay of Islam, Vaishnavism and Shaivism - the 3 religions which are predominant across much of the Greater Middle East (esp. South Asia and the Persian Gulf).

Interplay of Geography: Islamistan + Ganges Valley + Dravidian Peninsula: Since Islam predominates in Greater Iran (incl. the AfPak landmass), Vaishnavism in the Ganges Valley and Shaivism in the Dravidian Peninsula, there is often a an element of geographical interplay here.

Interplay of Castes: High-Caste Ashrafi Muslim + Upper Caste Savarna + Low Caste Shudra: As these faiths have a caste basis, there is also an element of caste relations here.

Interplay of Races: Iranoid-Araboid and Turko-Afghan Pakistanians + Gangetic and Asian-Aryan Hindustanis + Black Negroid-Australoid Dravidoids: An element of ethnicity and physical anthropology is also present.
 
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Joke: SLUM SHUDRAS DISPLACED BY MONSOON FLOODS
Author: Malabari-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Category: Mullaniyya aur Malabariyya (Mullanis plus Malabaris)
Filename: mbm-001.001-slum-shudras-displaced.txt

Musulmaan: Many Slum Shudras got displaced by the floods!
Brahmaan: Really? Scientists say the Monsoon failed this year ...
Musulmaan: It didn't! My devout Bibi described the disaster in full
after I came home early one day last week & found a naked Dalit
Black living in her wardrobe!
 
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Joke: JIHADI MUSLIMAHS LOVE BIG BLACK REPTILES
Author: MadrasiParast Mahomedan Mouse
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Category: Mullaniyya aur Malabariyya (Mullanis plus Malabaris)
Filename: mbm-001.002-muslimahs-reptiles.txt

Musulmaan: Our Muslimahs are very brave and adore Jihad - just like us!
Brahmaan: I heard that too - but what do you mean, my Shaikh?
Musulmaan: Well, to spread Islam, they aren't afraid of even scary reptiles!
Brahmaan: Can you give an example of this bravery, Mian dost?
Musulmaan: There are so many! For example, yesterday night I overheard my
Bibi telling a fellow Mullani that she was going to enjoy with a new
*ANDHRA KALA NAGA* or ANDHRA BLACK COBRA after Friday namaz!
 
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Joke: PULL MY THULUKKAN THUMB GAME
Author: Malabari-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Cat.: Thenga-Lulliyya aur Thulukkachiyya (ThumbDicks + Thulukkachis)
File: mbm-001.003-thulukkan-thumb-game.txt

Musulmaan: I had loads of fun with my young niece this weekend playing
'Pull my Thenga'. Too bad it won't last much longer!
Brahmaan: So sweet of you! But what do you mean it won't last?
Musulmaan: Some day soon she'll find out that what she's been pulling in
my pyjamas is NOT my Haji Hand-thumb BUT my *THEEN-EENCH THULUKKAN
THENGA-LUNN* - my THREE-INCH THURAKA THUMB-DICK!
 
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Joke: MUZI MOLESTATION VS CHAMAR CHIVALRY
Author: Malabari-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Cat: DravidaChedu-e-Dukhtaran (Dravidianization of Daughters)
File: mbm-001.004-molestation-vs-chivalry

Musalmaan: My Pakeeza *Dukht* has always complained about the offensive
Eve-Teasing of 'Grass-Eater Pandies', 'Mad Mullas' and 'Paki Panthers'!
Brahmaan: Sounds like your daughter is a very devout Muslimah!
Musulmaan: I thought so too! But then I saw a group of Dalit Blacks
vociferously molest and aggressively grope her right in front of me
at the bazaar, she smiled them in their faces and gave them her number!
Brahman: What? Why the difference with Chamars? Didn't you ask her?
Musulmaan: Of course I did - but she quickly shut me up when she said
she WANTS to get ravished by a *Burra Kala Unkat Shoodra Lingham* or
BIG BLACK UNCUT SHUDRA LINGAM and NOT a *Choti Gori Katti Sharqi Lulli*
or TINY PINK CIRCUMCISED ASIAN LULLI!
 
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Joke: MICROSCOPE AND THE BRAHMAAN TEACHER
Author: Brahmin Babydick Badmash Bajpayee
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Cat: Brahmana Brahmacharya Bacha-Lulli (Brahmin Brahmacharya Baby-Dick)
File: mbm-001.005-pandie-microscope.txt

Brahmaan: I was thrown out as a college teacher when another bastard
Pandie instructor walked in and found me with my trousers down and
groin under the microscope!
Musulmaan: That's so sad.
Brahmaan: It was worth it though - I could finally SEE my Brahmin penis
for the very first time!
 
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Joke: FORGETFUL PARAIYAN PLUMBER AND THE MULLANI
Author: MadrasiParast Mahomedan Mouse
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Cat: Brahmana Brahmacharya Bacha-Lulli (Brahmin Brahmacharya Baby-Dick)
File: mbm-001.006-paraiyan-plumber.txt

Musulmaan: This useless Shudra Nigger plumber spent a month to fix our
ground water tank, and still no work has been done!
Brahmaan: You should simply fire that donkey-like *Gondwana Gadha*!
Musulmaan: Exactly! So I went home early one day to sack him, but I found
him up in the bedroom, totally *nangoo* with my equally naked Bibi!
Brahmaan: What? And how did your Mullani defend herelf?
Musulmaan: She told me he had lost his 10-inch BLACK PARAIYAN PLUM BOB
inside her sacred Muslimah Vagina!
Brahmaan: And of course you did NOT accept her silly excuse!
Musulmaan: Never! So, I instructed that stupid Sambar Nigger to stop
losing his tools in future!
 
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Joke: MUSLIMAH AND THE MONSTER MADRASI MUSCLEMAN
Author: Malabari-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Category: Mullaniyya aur Malabariyya (Mullanis plus Malabaris)
File: mbm-001.007-muslimah-muscleman.txt

Musulmaan: I came home early the other day and was shocked to find my
Muslimah naked in our marriage-bed with an equally naked giant MONSTER
MADRASI MUSCLE-MAN sporting a One-foot Black Uncut Shudra-Lingam!
Brahmaan: That must have been scary!
Musulmaan: It was! So imagine my relief when my Bibi explained he was just
the RUBBER INSPECTOR testing out her packets of Extra-Large ANDHRA BLACK
COBRA CONDOMS, and that I had absolutely nothing to fear!

The End
 
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Joke: BRAHMAAN PORNSTAR NICHE
Author: Brahmin Babydick Badmash Bajpayee
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Cat: Brahmana Brahmacharya Bacha-Lulli (Brahmin Brahmacharya Baby-Dick)
File: mbm-001.008-pandie-microscope.txt

Brahmaan: It is amazing how many porno movies I have starred in!
Musulmaan: Wow! how is that?
Brahmaan: Because of the size of my dick!
Musulmaan: Come on! You grass-eater Pandies are smaller than us Muzis!
Brahmaan: Of course! But you won't believe how many people want to see
a Brahmin Button-dick!
 
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Joke: MULLANI'S BABY: BOY OR GIRL OR SOMETHING ELSE?
Author: Madrasi-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Category: Mullaniyya aur Malabariyya (Mullanis plus Malabaris)
Filename: mbm-001.009-bibis-boy-or-girl.txt

Musulmaan: My Bibi asked me if I hope our new Bacha is a boy or girl.
Brahmaan: So sweet! What did you tell her?
Musulmaan: I said I just prayed it's not a half-Dravidian Black one
sired by one of her Slum-Shudra Shaivites!
 
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Joke: MUSLIMAHS EVIL PLOT WITH SHUDRA NEIGHBOUR
Author: Madrasi-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Category: Mullaniyya aur Malabariyya (Mullanis plus Malabaris)
Filename: mbm-001.010-plot-shudra-neighbour.txt

Musulmaan: Believe it or not, my Bibi hates our Black Shudra neighbour!
Brahmaan: What? I thought your Ummah Orats loved Big Black Dalit Lingams!
Musulmaan: Of course! In fact, she was so madly in love with that uncut
10-inch Telingana Black Snake that she'd hatched a secret plot to steal
all I had!
Brahmaan: Oh no! What was that evil conspiracy?
Musulmaan: She planned to sell our mahal, take all my money and run off
with him to Andhra Nadu! There she was going to leave Islam and convert
to the ancient Dravidian religion of Shaivism - just like Khushboo
Khanum Sundaravel!
Brahmaan: That is so cruel and nasty! But how did her love turn to hate?
Musulmaan: The moment the Dalal told her the value of our home had fallen
in half because of the Shaivite-Shudra Slumdog invasion!
 
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Joke: MUSLIMAH MILE HIGH CLUB
Author: Madrasi-Parast Mini-Lulli Mulla
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Category: Mullaniyya aur Malabariyya (Mullanis plus Malabaris)
Filename: mbm-001.011-muslimah-mile-high-club.txt

Musulmaan: While we were flying, I asked my Allah-praising Bibi if she
would join the Mile High Club using my GREEN TOY TROUSER-JET from
Pakistan Airways in the toilet!
Brahmaan: Must have been wonderful!
Musulmaan: It was - but just for her and not for me!
Brahmaan: Why? What happened?
Musulmaan: She sure chose to join the club all right - but used the
BIG BLACK JUMBO AIRWAYS PASSENGER PANTS-PLANE from
Dravidian Airways belonging to a Kannadiga-Dravidian man sitting
at the opposite end of the aircraft instead!
 
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Joke: TAWAIF PULLED DOWN THE BRAHMANS UNDIES
Author: Brahmin Babydick Badmash Bajpayee
Genre: InterCaste Sex Humour
Category: Musulmaan aur Brahmaan Mazaaqo (Musalman and Brahman Jokes)
Sub-Cat: Brahmana Brahmacharya Bacha-Lulli (Brahmin Brahmacharya Baby-Dick)
Filename: mbm-001.012-tawaif-brahmin-undies.txt

Brahmaan: When a Tawaif pulled down my pyjamas yesterday, she said
she had never seen one that big before!
Musulmaan: Really, you grass-eater Pandies are smaller than us!
Brahmaan: Well, in her next sentence she clarified that she meant the
big top button on my underwear and NOT my Brahmin Button-Dick!
 
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