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Adil: lo janab kisi ko yaha koi dikkat nahi hai agar tumhara mann nahi hai to wo alag baat hai
Rehan: kya dost tum to yaha sub ko pasand karte ho unki khushi ke liye ruk jao yaar aur Rehan mujhe dekhne laga kyu ki main he kuch nahi boli thi.
aur Raghav bhi mujhe dekhne lage.
main: tum dono aise kya dekh rahe ho
Adil: ha Humare tum ne kuch nahi bola iska matlab tumhe Raghav ka yaha rehna pasand nahi hai
to
main: maine aise kab kaha
mera to ye, bahut kaam karte hai
main sub ke samne bhi Raghav se izzat se, baat kar rahi thi.
Adil: lo usse, bhi koi problem nahi hai
ab ye mera order hai tum kahi nahi ja rahe aur hamare sath rahoge
to maine Zoya ko dekha to uska chehra plain tha.
Raghav: jaisa ap ka order uncle main kahi nahi ja raha
Rehan: ye hue na baat aur hum sb ne biriyani khai aur jab kha li to khana banana cancel tha
to sub hall main baith kar TV dekhne lage aur sath main baat karne lage.
Rehan ne is tarah baithne ka plan banaya ki main aur Raghav agal bagal main baithe aur Rehan Raghav ke bagal. Main matlab Raghav hum dono ke beech main baithe the..
aur Zoya hame deou rahi thi
Rehan: ye kya tha kya ammi se dil bhar gya
main Rehan aur Raghav ki baat sunne lagi
Raghav: kaha yaar abhi to Teri ammi ki thik se mari bhi nahi hai ek baar he choda hai
ye bol kar mujhe dekhne lage to main sarma kar dhire se
to
main: to Chodo na roka kisne hai ap ko , aise chodo ap ki kuttiya ban jau hamesha ke liye
Rehan: sun liya aur kya chaiye yaar abhi to Nora api ko bhi chod na hai tumhe wo bhi to pyasi hai
Raghav: par yaar aur Zoya, wali baat bata di
Rehan: accha tabhi main bolu ki kya hua hai
to usse bhi apne chamadi wala lode par ammi ki tarah jhula jhula do
Raghav: yaar tu kaisa bhai aur beta hai jo apne dost ke lode par apne ghar ki har aurat ko jhula jhulana chahata hai
Rehan: kyu ki asli maza chamadi wale lode main hai to main chahata hoon sub iska maza le asli mard ka chamadi wale lode ka
aur sub ke pet main apni breed chhod do
ek din sub apni apni chut se tumare bache ko paida kare
kyu ammi sahi kaha na
main: ha Rehan main bhi ye hi chahati hoon ki hum sub Raghav ke bacche ki nasal ko paida kare main to chahati hoon ki Nora pehla baccha Raghav ke chamadi wale lode se he ho
par tere dost ko uski saas pasand aa gai hai ye pehle usse chodna chahate hai apne lode se
Rehan: kya Aamna saas ko
Raghav: ha yaar bada mast maal hai sali
iski to gand marne main bada maza aayega
main: ya Allah gand marne main matlab
Raghav: matlab kuttiya bana kar piche se gand main apna chandi wala loda dalunga
main: to kya, ap meri
Raghav: bilkul meri jaan mujhe pata hai, wo kawari hogi teri aur Nora ki bhi
main: ha par waha par
Raghav: ha waha par mana kregi apne Raghav ko tu kuttiya
main: nahi nahi maine ye nahi bola main to
Rehan: ammi abhi se kyu dar rahi ho jab marega dekh lena abhi Aamna saas ki soche kaise mera dost un ko apne lode par jhula jhulayega
hame uski help karni padegi
main: ha main, to tyar hoon par kaise
tabhi
Aamna: kise kise chai pini hai
to sub ne ha kar di
Aamna: main bana kar lati hoon aur jaise he Aamna kitchen ki taraf gai
Raghav: uuuuuuf kya mast gand hai kuttiya ki
main aur Rehan ye sun kar has pade
Adil: lo janab kisi ko yaha koi dikkat nahi hai agar tumhara mann nahi hai to wo alag baat hai
Rehan: kya dost tum to yaha sub ko pasand karte ho unki khushi ke liye ruk jao yaar aur Rehan mujhe dekhne laga kyu ki main he kuch nahi boli thi.
aur Raghav bhi mujhe dekhne lage.
main: tum dono aise kya dekh rahe ho
Adil: ha Humare tum ne kuch nahi bola iska matlab tumhe Raghav ka yaha rehna pasand nahi hai
to
main: maine aise kab kaha
mera to ye, bahut kaam karte hai
main sub ke samne bhi Raghav se izzat se, baat kar rahi thi.
Adil: lo usse, bhi koi problem nahi hai
ab ye mera order hai tum kahi nahi ja rahe aur hamare sath rahoge
to maine Zoya ko dekha to uska chehra plain tha.
Raghav: jaisa ap ka order uncle main kahi nahi ja raha
Rehan: ye hue na baat aur hum sb ne biriyani khai aur jab kha li to khana banana cancel tha
to sub hall main baith kar TV dekhne lage aur sath main baat karne lage.
Rehan ne is tarah baithne ka plan banaya ki main aur Raghav agal bagal main baithe aur Rehan Raghav ke bagal. Main matlab Raghav hum dono ke beech main baithe the..
aur Zoya hame deou rahi thi
Rehan: ye kya tha kya ammi se dil bhar gya
main Rehan aur Raghav ki baat sunne lagi
Raghav: kaha yaar abhi to Teri ammi ki thik se mari bhi nahi hai ek baar he choda hai
ye bol kar mujhe dekhne lage to main sarma kar dhire se
to
main: to Chodo na roka kisne hai ap ko , aise chodo ap ki kuttiya ban jau hamesha ke liye
Rehan: sun liya aur kya chaiye yaar abhi to Nora api ko bhi chod na hai tumhe wo bhi to pyasi hai
Raghav: par yaar aur Zoya, wali baat bata di
Rehan: accha tabhi main bolu ki kya hua hai
to usse bhi apne chamadi wala lode par ammi ki tarah jhula jhula do
Raghav: yaar tu kaisa bhai aur beta hai jo apne dost ke lode par apne ghar ki har aurat ko jhula jhulana chahata hai
Rehan: kyu ki asli maza chamadi wale lode main hai to main chahata hoon sub iska maza le asli mard ka chamadi wale lode ka
aur sub ke pet main apni breed chhod do
ek din sub apni apni chut se tumare bache ko paida kare
kyu ammi sahi kaha na
main: ha Rehan main bhi ye hi chahati hoon ki hum sub Raghav ke bacche ki nasal ko paida kare main to chahati hoon ki Nora pehla baccha Raghav ke chamadi wale lode se he ho
par tere dost ko uski saas pasand aa gai hai ye pehle usse chodna chahate hai apne lode se
Rehan: kya Aamna saas ko
Raghav: ha yaar bada mast maal hai sali
iski to gand marne main bada maza aayega
main: ya Allah gand marne main matlab
Raghav: matlab kuttiya bana kar piche se gand main apna chandi wala loda dalunga
main: to kya, ap meri
Raghav: bilkul meri jaan mujhe pata hai, wo kawari hogi teri aur Nora ki bhi
main: ha par waha par
Raghav: ha waha par mana kregi apne Raghav ko tu kuttiya
main: nahi nahi maine ye nahi bola main to
Rehan: ammi abhi se kyu dar rahi ho jab marega dekh lena abhi Aamna saas ki soche kaise mera dost un ko apne lode par jhula jhulayega
hame uski help karni padegi
main: ha main, to tyar hoon par kaise
tabhi
Aamna: kise kise chai pini hai
to sub ne ha kar di
Aamna: main bana kar lati hoon aur jaise he Aamna kitchen ki taraf gai
Raghav: uuuuuuf kya mast gand hai kuttiya ki
main aur Rehan ye sun kar has pade