Section 5.3: Joystick History: The Introduction of Oriental Penis Joysticks aka 'Sharqi Lulli Joysticks'
Now, in order to understand the logical progression of our sweet Pakeeza Gamer Princesses from the now obsolete Oriental Joystick models to the currently fashionable Big Black Dalit Joystick models, it is imperative to understand something about the history of joysticks.
Once Upon a Time, far back in the now distant prehistoric age - by gaming standards! - the first joystick models were introduced to the gaming community. At first, so-called Oriental Penis Joystick models aka 'Sharqi-Lulli' Joystick models were introduced.
Why were they called 'Sharqi-Lulli' models in the Orient, esp. South Asia? Because Sharqi is an Urdu and Hindi word for Orient or Asian.
What were these 'Sharqi-Lulli' aka Oriental Penis joystick models? Let us have a look:
'Islami Sharqi Lulli' Joystick Model
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This is an interesting model which was introduced early on. In this picture you can see two Sharqi-Lulli Joystick models used on top of a gaming console. In fact, not only are they Sharqi-Lulli Joysticks, they are actually
Islami Sharqi-Lullis = Islamic Oriental Penis Joystick Models. As you can see, they are about 1-2 inches long, and circumcised. The reason they are called Islami Sharqi-Lulli Joysticks is because they actually resemble the peepees that us devout Asiatic Mahomedans sport betwixt our fair legs:
Oriental Jewboy Joysticks at Gambling Table
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Another name given to the Islami Sharqi Lulli models is actually Yahoodi Sharqi Lulli models, which translates to Jewish Oriental Penis Joystick Models aka Jewboy Asian Dick Joystick Models. Why were they named as such? Well, because our Jewish-Asian brothers are also of Asian-Semitic ethnicity, and are also circumcised. Average peepee size of both Oriental Jews and us Oriental Muhammedans is 2-3 inches when totally erect, hence the interchangeable slang terms. Here you can see the same model at a gambling table:
As you can imagine, on account of their small size, gameplay was a bit difficult - but these were the early days, remember!
Popularisation of Islami Sharqi Lulli among Brahmini Gamers
One big benefit of the wide adoption of the Muslim Oriental Penis Joysticks is the popularisation of Muslim penis among the sweet Brahmini gamers. As they played with short circumcised Asian penis joysticks all day, many Brahminis decided to date and marry us Muzis en masse!
However, our very own Pakeezas were hankering for something much bigger and stronger of course.
Islamic Inchworm Joystick Model
Another model similar to the above ones was soon brought to the market by enterprising entrepreneurs. It was called 'Islamic Inchworm' Joystick, and it looked like this:
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As you can see, it is really very similar to the above fore-mentioned Islami Sharqi Lulli models.
One-Inch Osama Joystick Model
Meanwhile, another group of entrepreneurs introduced the One-Inch Osama joystick model:
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Complaints about the Size and Strength of Islamic Inchworm Models
However, due to the small size, Pakeeza gamers found great difficulty in completing various games. Unlike the Brahminis - who play for fun - our Pakeeza Princesses are very obsessed with winning! They want to recreate the Old Sultanates and Begumates of Oudh and Bhopal!
In addition, as you can see above, these joysticks were very fair, extremely weak and prone to damage. They did not really last long at all. Many would melt in the hands of their female Pakeeza users only after a few minutes.
Hence, gaming companies introduced larger versions of the above.
Two-Inch Turkic Toe-Dick Joystick Model
One of these is the Two-Inch Turkic Toe-Dick aka Do-Eench Toorki Angutha-Luli joystick model:
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Three-Inch Thulukkan Thumb-Dick Model
Later still, an even bigger model was introduced: Three Inch Thulukkan Thumb-Dick Model!
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Continuous Defeats and Complaints
Sadly, the defects of the Sharqi Lulli models meant that our Pakeezas were not winning global gaming competitions. Our sweet Pakeeza Gaming Princesses kept hounding the gaming companies, insisting that they introduce Big Black Dalit Joysticks instead! They said these new joysticks would be much bigger, better and blacker than the Mahomedan Oriental Penis Joysticks!
