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Alina uski baaton se bohot hairaan thi aur has bhi rhi thi.. usse samjh nhi aya ke wo kaise react kre.. Meena ne aaj uske saath ek nya rishta jo bna liya tha Nanad-Bhabhi ka.
Alina ne uske kandhe pe mazak mein mara...
Alina bhi ready ho gyi thi.
wo behad khubsurat lag rhi thi. Gora rang, laal honth... jo bhi dekhe bss dekhta hi reh jaye.
Ajj Alina na jaane kosni masti mein thi, wo thodi nervouse or excited bhi thi. Alina ki masoomiyat aur khubsoorti dekh kar Meena bhi hairaan thi.
Meena: "aaye haaye... kisi nazar na lagge mere bhauji ko.."
tabhi Ramesh ka msg aya ke wo ghar ke bahar hain.
Alina: "le aa gya tera bhai Ramu"
Meena: "mujhe to aap dono ko ek saath dekh kar bohot khushi milti hai, bss aise hi khush rahe aap dono, aur hain Bhauji... aaj aap bss kuch na soche, zindagi ke maze le.." ankh marte huye.
Alina bhi hasne laggi..
Ramu aur Rajesh ghar ke bahar dono ki wait kar rhe the.
Rajesh: "call kar ke pooch yaar, kab ayegi teri bulbul?"
Ramu: "benchod saale... bhauji hai teri wo, izat se baat kar"
Rajesh: "saale, kis kis ko bhauji bholu... tu ek par tikta bhi hai."
Ramu: "abhe tujhe pehla bhi bola tha...ye pyaar hai tere bhai ka, aur sab to time paas hain, tera bhai full serious hai iske liyee"
Rajesh: "shaadi kre ga iss se?? pehle se hi shaadi shuda hai yee"
Ramu: "tu dekhte ja.. behenchod isse apne bache ki maa na banaya, to mere naam ka kutta pa lena.... aur rhi iske shohar ki baat.. uss motherchod ki to main maa chod dunga."
Rajesh: "ha ha ha... saala harami behenchod!"
10mins ke baad dono ghar ke bahar gyi, Rajesh gaadi ki driving seat par tha, Ramu uske saath baitha tha. jaise hi Meena aur Alina bahar ayi, Rajesh ne Ramu ko haath mara,..
Rajesh: "le aa aa gyii humaari bhauji"
Alina ka husan dekh Ramu ke jaise hosh hi udd gye...uska lund ek dam tan gya, Alina husan ki paari jo lagg rhi thi. Alina ka husan dekh ek pal ke liye to Rajesh ka bhi mann behak gya.
Lekin Ramu ne apne aap par kaabu rakha, Dono gaadi ki pechli seat par baith gyi.
Ramu: "behenchod kya kar rhi thi tum dono.?. hum kab se yaha wait kar rhe hai"
Ramu aab bina kisi sankoch ke Alina ke saamne gali deta tha, Alina ko ajeeb to lagta tha par ab wo sehaj ho gyi thi, usse lagga ke ye aisa hi hai, iski zubaan hi aisi hai, lekin dil ka acha hai"
Meena: "aare tyaar ho rhe the.. itna time to lagta hi hai"
Ramu: "han...hum to chutiya hain na jo 1 ghante pehle hi tyaar ho gye"
Meena: "aur nhi to kya.. hah ha"
Rajesh: "chl ab chod saale, ab film dekhne chle bss"
Ramu gaadi ke rearview mirror se Alina ko dekh rha tha, Alina kuch bol nhi rhi thi, bss hass rhi thi. Alina ne bhi notice kiya ke Ramu usse dekh rha hai.. Alina ne bhi Ramu se nazare milayi.. Ramu ne aankh maar di.. Alina ne thoda jhootha gussa dikhaya aur Ramu ko jeebh nikal di.
Thodi der baad wo Cinema pounch gyee. poore raste Alina aur Ramu ka nain-mataka chalta raha.
Cinema haal mein bilkul bhi bheed nhi thi, bohot kam loge the. Film abhi shuru hi huyi thi. kuch snacks lekar wo chaaro hall mein chle gye. Alina dil zor se dhadhak rha tha, wo kisi gair mard ke saath pehli baar film dekhne aayi thi. Ramu ne dhire se Alina ka apne haath mein le liya. Alina ko jaise current sa laga, Alina ne koi virodh nhi kiya. Dono haathon mein haath liye chal rhe the.
Chaaro peech ki seats par baith gye.
chaaro film dekhne lagge. Ramu ne abhi bhi Alina haath pakda tha. Mauhol thoda romantic hota ja tha tha, Alina par bhi iska asar ho rha tha. wo ab pane hosh mein nhi thi, jaise wo bhool hi chuki ho ke wo kisi ki biwi hai aur uska pati usse jaan se bhi zada pyaar krta hai. lekin ye sab uske dimaag mein nhi chal rha tha. Uska mann behak chukka tha, usse jo kamuk ehsaas ho rha tha wo usme beh gyi thi.
fir Ramu ne Alina ka haath choda aur apni baajo Alina ke peeche le gya aur uske kandhe par rakh di, Alina bhi jaise apne aap Ramu ki aur jhuk gyi aur uske kandhe par pan sir tikka liya. Meena ye sab dekh rhi thi aur muskura bhi rhi thi, wo bhi garm ho chuki thi, Meena ne Rajesh ko ishara kiya ke wo kahin aur jaa kar baithe. Rajesh bhi samjh gya ke, Alina aur Ramu ko akela chodna chahiye..
Alina ne uske kandhe pe mazak mein mara...
Alina bhi ready ho gyi thi.
wo behad khubsurat lag rhi thi. Gora rang, laal honth... jo bhi dekhe bss dekhta hi reh jaye.
Ajj Alina na jaane kosni masti mein thi, wo thodi nervouse or excited bhi thi. Alina ki masoomiyat aur khubsoorti dekh kar Meena bhi hairaan thi.
Meena: "aaye haaye... kisi nazar na lagge mere bhauji ko.."
tabhi Ramesh ka msg aya ke wo ghar ke bahar hain.
Alina: "le aa gya tera bhai Ramu"
Meena: "mujhe to aap dono ko ek saath dekh kar bohot khushi milti hai, bss aise hi khush rahe aap dono, aur hain Bhauji... aaj aap bss kuch na soche, zindagi ke maze le.." ankh marte huye.
Alina bhi hasne laggi..
Ramu aur Rajesh ghar ke bahar dono ki wait kar rhe the.
Rajesh: "call kar ke pooch yaar, kab ayegi teri bulbul?"
Ramu: "benchod saale... bhauji hai teri wo, izat se baat kar"
Rajesh: "saale, kis kis ko bhauji bholu... tu ek par tikta bhi hai."
Ramu: "abhe tujhe pehla bhi bola tha...ye pyaar hai tere bhai ka, aur sab to time paas hain, tera bhai full serious hai iske liyee"
Rajesh: "shaadi kre ga iss se?? pehle se hi shaadi shuda hai yee"
Ramu: "tu dekhte ja.. behenchod isse apne bache ki maa na banaya, to mere naam ka kutta pa lena.... aur rhi iske shohar ki baat.. uss motherchod ki to main maa chod dunga."
Rajesh: "ha ha ha... saala harami behenchod!"
10mins ke baad dono ghar ke bahar gyi, Rajesh gaadi ki driving seat par tha, Ramu uske saath baitha tha. jaise hi Meena aur Alina bahar ayi, Rajesh ne Ramu ko haath mara,..
Rajesh: "le aa aa gyii humaari bhauji"
Alina ka husan dekh Ramu ke jaise hosh hi udd gye...uska lund ek dam tan gya, Alina husan ki paari jo lagg rhi thi. Alina ka husan dekh ek pal ke liye to Rajesh ka bhi mann behak gya.
Lekin Ramu ne apne aap par kaabu rakha, Dono gaadi ki pechli seat par baith gyi.
Ramu: "behenchod kya kar rhi thi tum dono.?. hum kab se yaha wait kar rhe hai"
Ramu aab bina kisi sankoch ke Alina ke saamne gali deta tha, Alina ko ajeeb to lagta tha par ab wo sehaj ho gyi thi, usse lagga ke ye aisa hi hai, iski zubaan hi aisi hai, lekin dil ka acha hai"
Meena: "aare tyaar ho rhe the.. itna time to lagta hi hai"
Ramu: "han...hum to chutiya hain na jo 1 ghante pehle hi tyaar ho gye"
Meena: "aur nhi to kya.. hah ha"
Rajesh: "chl ab chod saale, ab film dekhne chle bss"
Ramu gaadi ke rearview mirror se Alina ko dekh rha tha, Alina kuch bol nhi rhi thi, bss hass rhi thi. Alina ne bhi notice kiya ke Ramu usse dekh rha hai.. Alina ne bhi Ramu se nazare milayi.. Ramu ne aankh maar di.. Alina ne thoda jhootha gussa dikhaya aur Ramu ko jeebh nikal di.
Thodi der baad wo Cinema pounch gyee. poore raste Alina aur Ramu ka nain-mataka chalta raha.
Cinema haal mein bilkul bhi bheed nhi thi, bohot kam loge the. Film abhi shuru hi huyi thi. kuch snacks lekar wo chaaro hall mein chle gye. Alina dil zor se dhadhak rha tha, wo kisi gair mard ke saath pehli baar film dekhne aayi thi. Ramu ne dhire se Alina ka apne haath mein le liya. Alina ko jaise current sa laga, Alina ne koi virodh nhi kiya. Dono haathon mein haath liye chal rhe the.
Chaaro peech ki seats par baith gye.
chaaro film dekhne lagge. Ramu ne abhi bhi Alina haath pakda tha. Mauhol thoda romantic hota ja tha tha, Alina par bhi iska asar ho rha tha. wo ab pane hosh mein nhi thi, jaise wo bhool hi chuki ho ke wo kisi ki biwi hai aur uska pati usse jaan se bhi zada pyaar krta hai. lekin ye sab uske dimaag mein nhi chal rha tha. Uska mann behak chukka tha, usse jo kamuk ehsaas ho rha tha wo usme beh gyi thi.
fir Ramu ne Alina ka haath choda aur apni baajo Alina ke peeche le gya aur uske kandhe par rakh di, Alina bhi jaise apne aap Ramu ki aur jhuk gyi aur uske kandhe par pan sir tikka liya. Meena ye sab dekh rhi thi aur muskura bhi rhi thi, wo bhi garm ho chuki thi, Meena ne Rajesh ko ishara kiya ke wo kahin aur jaa kar baithe. Rajesh bhi samjh gya ke, Alina aur Ramu ko akela chodna chahiye..